You all remember the show Animaniacs right? Do you remember there Good Idea/Bad Idea segment? Well here are a few that I found very funny.

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Good Idea: Playing the piccolo in a marching band.
Bad Idea: Playing the piano in a marching band.

Good Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park.
Bad Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park to a bear.

Good Idea: Taking a deep breath before jumping into a swimming pool.
Bad Idea: Taking a deep breath after jumping into a swimming pool.

Good Idea: Kissing a loved one.
Bad Idea: Kissing a total stranger.

Good Idea: Doing your own yard work.
Bad Idea: Doing your own dental work.

Good Idea: Dressing up for Halloween as a pirate.
Bad Idea: Dressing up for Halloween as a pin~ata.

Good Idea: Playing the accordion at a polka festival.
Bad Idea: Playing the accordion anywhere else.

Good Idea: Having breakfast served to you in bed.
Bad Idea: Having tennis balls served to you in bed.

Good Idea: Whistling while you work.
Bad Idea: Whistling while you eat.

Good Idea: Drinking fresh milk from the carton.
Bad Idea: Drinking fresh milk from the cow.

Good Idea: Visiting the circus.
Bad Idea: Having the circus visit you.

Good Idea: Going trick-or-treating on Halloween.
Bad Idea: Going trick-or-treating on St Patrick's Day.

Good Idea: Giving a small child a balloon.
Bad Idea: Giving a small child a bunch of balloons.

Good Idea: Taking up a new hobby like bird calling.
Bad Idea: Taking up a new hobby like buffalo calling.

Good Idea: Ordering a chili dog to go.
Bad Idea: Ordering a chili dog that makes you go.

Good Idea: Visiting picturesque McLean, Virginia.
Bad Idea: Visiting picturesque McLean Stevenson.

Good Idea: Tossing a penny into a fountain to make a wish.
BI: Tossing your cousin Penny into a fountain to make a wish.

Good Idea: Giving your dog a bath.
Bad Idea: Having your dog dry-cleaned.

Good Idea: Playing horsey with little sister.
Bad Idea: Playing horsey with your aunt Bertha.

Good Idea: Throwing a surprise party for your father.
Bad Idea: Throwing a surprise party for your grandfather.

Good Idea: Playing cops'n'robbers in the park.
Bad Idea: Playing cops'n'robbers in the bank.

God Idea: Playing catch with your grandfather.
Bad Idea: Playing catch >with< your grandfather.

Good Idea: Playing the scales on a piano.
Bad Idea: Playing the scales on a fish.

Good Idea: Buying a pair of shoes on sale.
Bad Idea: Buying a parachute on sale.

Good Idea: Climbing a mountain.
Bad Idea: Climbing a mountain lion.

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